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10 ways to annoy Ashley Graham

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Ten ways to annoy Ashley Graham
1. Kill her.
2. Comment on her 'ballistics'.
3. If she asks about you and her doing some 'overtime', say 'I don't really think it would work out, I mean I'm a secret government agent, and you're a . . . whore.
4. Throw her in a dumpster
5. Bash her head in with a pitchfork.
6. Next time you save her from a trap, say 'You need to be more careful, you were almost a Graham cracker sandwich!'.
7. Ask her why she isn't back at the tree house making cookies with the other elves.
8. Next time she screams 'Leooon, Heeeeeeeeellllllllpp!' scream back 'Ashleeeeeey, Shuuuuuuuuuttt Uuuuuuuuuupppppp'.
9. Whack her in the head with something heavy and say 'Now you know what your voice does ro my brain'.
10.Tell her that if she, Leon, and Luis hooked up, they'd be a s'more.
I decided that I should write a ten ways to annoy that would actually be useful.#'s 1, 4, 5, 8, and 9 are all things we've thought of doing while playing RE 4. #2 is a reference to Luis. #3 is a fact. I did #6 because, come on, who wouldn't? #7 Is just my opinion on her looks. (I think she looks like an elf, and not in the cute way)In #10 Ashley would be the Graham cracker, Leon would be the marshmallow, and Luis would be the Spicy Spanish chocolate^_^. I did this last night at ten pm., so if some of these don't make sense I'm sorry.
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Hawkfirecatt's avatar
Treehouse one made me laugh! XD